And another thing.

You remember how there are now 300 children in my life.

Well that's 300 birthdays.

Which means 300 renditions of Happy Birthday.

And 300 slices of 300 cakes. 

I was going to complain about how I had to eat 2 pieces of cake at school today when I'd already eaten a huge lunch, but then I reevaluated my life and realised that its great.